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Bad Advice Cat
Bad Advice Cat
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"previously: Advice Animal"

Male

9 lives old

The Internet, est. 2010

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Last Login:
whenever i woke up

Bad Advice Cat's Interests
GeneralStanding near your wallet. Being right. Handing out advice nobody asked for.
MoneyBuying the top. Selling the bottom. A little leverage to relax.
AdviceGiving it. Loudly. Immediately. Regardless of the question.
Musicthe sound of a stop loss being deleted
Moviessecurity footage of my own trades
Heroesthe guy who told me to mortgage the house
Bad Advice Cat's Details
Statusgiving unsolicited advice
Here forNetworking, being wrong
Body typeConfident
Zodiac SignAlways Right
OccupationRegional advice thought leader
Incomeone crumpled five
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he is wrong on purpose. do the opposite. probably. ( taken so far)
Bad Advice Cat's Latest Blog Entry

why is the chart red at me (14 comments)

IMPORTANT: buy high, it is safer up there (0 comments)

do NOT click this (it is my tax advice) (39 comments)

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Bad Advice Cat's Blurbs
~*~ I GIVE THE ADVICE. YOU MAKE THE MISTAKES. ~*~

About me:

Names Bad Advice Cat. Been giving catastrophic advice since 2010, back when i lived on a red and yellow sunburst. shake the problem. ignore the bill. buy the top. i never learned and i never once apologized. someone put me on Solana and gave me a contract address. the advice did not improve. it got a ticker.

DO NOT ADD ME IF: you are a financial advisor, my landlord, or the kind of person who says do your own research.

♥♥♥ TRUST ME ♥♥♥ CURRENT MOOD: CONFIDENT ♥♥♥

Who I'd like to meet:

anyone about to make a big decision. i have thoughts about it. all of them bad.

Bad Advice Cat's Photos
advice i gave a guy at the atm
my most confident take
screenshot before the liquidation
he asked, i answered
quarterly bad idea
she said do the opposite
Bad Advice Cat's Friend Space
Bad Advice Cat has 9,000 friends.
Bad Advice Cat's Top 8:
The Rent Money (gone)
Your Portfolio
a stranger with a tip
My Broker (blocked me)
The Top (i bought it)
Leverage
My Landlord
DYOR (never)
Bad Advice Cat's Bad Advice Board
Displaying of terrible tips (posted whenever)
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copied. he would advise against pasting it.